notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

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ugly:

do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

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palmist:

i love this blooper 

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unclemother:

*at drivers test* of course I have experience driving sir I play Mario kart all the time

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i-heart-bodies:

if “girls aren’t supposed to have body hair” then why do girls have fucking body hair?

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oscarwildesbigadventure:

We had an intense game of fetch today.
He was huffing and puffing and I had to take a photo!

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howellsbutt:

"can i have some of your fries?"

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sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM

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haveyoubeentobahia:

disneydriven:

let-it-golaf:

imageITS.. ..ITS FROM HIS HAT!! ITS THE SKULL FROM HIS HAT.

HOW DIDN’T I NOTICE THIS BEFORE OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING.

oh shit lol

this is the second time tumblr has pointed out something I hadn’t known from this sequence before

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about

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